Blue Thunder

The act of making sweet, sweet love to a dolphin's blowhole.

"Man, I was once a lonely fisherman, floating on the seven seas in solitary gloom. Then I discovered Blue Thunder! Never before has my tackle seen such fare!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball

One of the most obscure and legendary of all gay sex acts. First the penetrator ejaculates into the penetratee's rectum. Then the penetratee presses his anus firmly against the penetrator's rectum and farts the semen back into the penetrator. The penetratee they sucks the semen out of the penetrator's rectum and spits it into the penetrator's mouth. Level of difficulty... ten.

He totally gave me they best birthday gift. A Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball. It was amazing.

by LPreZ December 24, 2009

thunder rodding

When you wrap wire around your throbbing member and during intercouse you electrocute it. The amount of voltage varies from user to user (personal preference).

Warning: "Thunder Rodding" may cause severe burns and possibly the amputation of your meat knob.

Rodion: "Thunder rodding can be fun."
Steven: "Really? I hear it can burn your cock."
Rodion: "I know...thats why its fun."
Steven: "Oh..."

by Argonak April 19, 2008

thunder pumpkins

huge boobs

Hunny, your thunder pumpkins give me wood.

by corn flaps April 8, 2010

thundercunt

A heinous bitch of the worst kind who lives to make others miserable, typically fat and has the thunder crashes of Hades emitting from her large vagina

Jocelynn is a cock-juggling thundercunt.

by allison75 August 23, 2010

Thunder Bush

When a woman's vagina has way too much pubic hair and needs some serious grooming.

I love 1980's porn, those chick have some awesome thunder bush!

by Atomic Barbie January 23, 2011

thunder lizard

When a man slams his dick (lizard) into a man so hard tthat when he screams it sounds like thunder.

Last night, I gave Tommy the best thunder lizard ever

by OpoMan17 February 14, 2012