I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.

Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”

by British_Anon December 5, 2022

think differ

when you make fun of Steve Apple too much in your head but you're probably no better.

look at that "artist". he's got a think differ so it means he's allowed to be funny apparently.

by anonymous October 18, 2023

Think

It's not a thing I think and I can't NOT be better than everyone. It's literally impossible. I can ACTIVELY SEE YOU IDIOTS BEING BOTH EQUAL TO EACHOTHER AND NOT THE SAME AS ME BEFORE MY VERY EYES!

Hym "See, you may THINK that I am threatening to murder your kids but ACTUALLY... I'm doing it in a way that is not at all actionable. Right? Because I can just say that I'm not doing it. It's like if I was harassing you in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia... You would THINK that the definition of workplace 'Unwanted remarks about a person's private life, gender, or sexuality in the workplace' but REALLY... ACTUALLY... It's IS that and I am are doing it BUUUUUT... If I get everyone else I on it but we do it to you specifically and just omit your name while we do it... It's how I are doing it that makes it not actions and if you take an action I don't like... I get to control the action you have to do to stop yourself from being harassed and I also get to profit.... Right? And definitely don't murder my kids over it cus that's not allowed."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

“I think there’s someone hanging right there”

“I think there’s someone hanging right there”

Yo Jerry did you see the real and totally cool allegations towards Logan Paul?

Hell yeah I did I heard he also made a really bad apology video after saying “I think there’s someone hanging right there” in that one video he made.

by TheIdiot37 November 23, 2024

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Let me think about that and forget it quickly

A phrase you say to someone when you don't want to consider their suggestion seriously.
A phrase you say to someone when they have an egregious suggestion or opinion.

Can I guy your gaming chair for $5?

Let me think about that and forget it quickly.

by SGT_ED May 21, 2024

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024