Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

I think a wall is a wall

When Louis Tomlinson was asked what it meant when he named his first studio album Walls, he said a wall is a wall, and there was nothing deeper in it.

"I'm quite Bri ish aright, and I think a wall is a wall," - Louis Tomlinson

by jaquenfayre December 7, 2020

i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails

hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck

by ted November 23, 2003

Think Skull

Someone who has to think about things extra hard to understand then; Simpleton

Oh he didn't get it? Real think skull on this guy

by eduardopos February 14, 2021

Quick thinking fraud

The fraud that starts calling other people/teams frauds before anybody would think yo look at whether he/she/they were also frauds.

When somebody who's looking for a scapegoat starts calling one or two people/teams frauds and avoids calling the collective whole frauds, what do those peoplr/teams think the people calling them frauds really are? The quick thinking fraud is the first to start punishing others before anybody would think these might not be such honest, good, or innocent people themselves doing the punishing or firing.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

swishful thinking

A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.

John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.

David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?

by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016