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thing

1. an object-like being of sorts...

2. penis
stop playing with your thingy or else your milk-volcano will overflow!
by guitarist1 November 10, 2008
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No Such Thing

John Mayer song about his high school reunion, and realizing that there's no such thing as the real world. From his hit debut album Room for Squares.

See also: Your Body is a Wonderland
"I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie I have to rise above"
by Nicolle August 14, 2003
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You know, the thing

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.
Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022
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in a thing

being in a thing with someone is where you are together but not officially dating , you like each other but arnt a couple yet
person1 sam and Hannah have been together loads recently

person2 they are in a thing
by cleverboy20 June 3, 2017
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teenage boy things

the act of masturbation with the door locked. typically done when the boy is left home alone
Oh yeah, my mom just went to the store. Boutta do some teenage boy things. I'll back to you later
by vlonethugvyi April 22, 2019
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The Marilyn Manson Thing

The Marilyn Manson Thing is when a man can get himself oral sex.

It was named after gothic rock star Marilyn Manson had two of his ribs removed so that he could gave himself oral live on stage.
Person 1: So I heard that he could do the Marilyn Manson Thing.

Person 2: Eww...that's sick.
by I Know To Much... May 23, 2009
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