Thick Greeter

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.

Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.

by ThickGreeter12345 February 03, 2019

thick dough

a difficult and/or complicated situation

Person: I don't know what to do about this mess with my girlfriend.
Friend: I don't know, that's thick dough, bro.

by bleegiimuus December 26, 2018

thick nigga booty demon

used to describe keo

keo such a thick nigga booty demon

by unknownthelost July 24, 2021

thick hogsman

A particularly thick, long, and girthy hog

(Penis)

I really do have a thick hogsman!

by Gerardimmortal August 12, 2022

make it thick

To cause a crowd at a local place

Lets all show up at the party, make it thick!

by WeKnowDis March 01, 2021

Let’s hop on thick legends

A term that means you and someone else watch porno videos involving thicc thighs or thicc boobs it doesn’t matter

Jimmy: yo bro let’s hop on thick legends
Nicholas: Yeah bro just make sure your mom isn’t home

by Yourmommyfattest November 11, 2021

Thick Pencil

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around

"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"

by BonnabelShade January 29, 2016