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The Ultimate UNO Reverse

When, during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman, the women inserts her clitoris into the tip of the man's genitalia and screams "UNO, you twig-wiggler!"
last night me and jessica did the ultimate uno reverse. i ejaculated
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ultimate extreme ping pong

Ultimate extreme ping pong is a game played with a ping pong ball and a badminton racket

The object of the game is to smack the other person with the ball as hard as possible....

Once hit - you have been ponged!
Dude - You've been ponged....

Wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong? I'll pong you!
by T Dawgg May 28, 2008
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Ultimate pickle taker

A secret and highest rank in jerkmate ranked for females.
Person 1: Hey, I just hit Ultimate pickle taker in jerkmate ranked!

Person 2: No way! I wish I could get that rank!
by CremKing9000 January 27, 2025
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ultimate meme

Setting : Alexy dit a Drouin qui veut pu lavoir dans sa vie

Drouin : supprime Alexy de tout ses réseaux, et quitte chacune des conversations avec lui une à la fois
Alexy : Drouin je veux pu jamais que tu vois ma famille

*Drouins proceeds to supprimer Alexy de tout ses réseaux et quitter tout les conversations qu'il est dedans

The ultimate meme
by sadfraw December 4, 2023
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The Ultimate Cum Dumpster

A slut who takes semen in the mouth, ass and vagina.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 19, 2023
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Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga

A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”

Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”

Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
by Fagneto December 9, 2024
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Ultimate Capriccio

When a girl is sucking your dick with the balls in her mouth and licking your asshole, all at the same time
Last night I hooked up with this Dirty Mouth and she gave me an Ultimate Capriccio
by G-Money$€£¥ January 19, 2025
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