Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.

1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock

by Coolbabies March 15, 2019

Chicken sock

fuck you ciara

Ciara is a chicken sock

by Cock.block69 September 23, 2020

dome socked

The act of getting punched in the side of the head (in or around the temple area). The dome sock usually occurs so quickly that the dome sockee is usually too unexpecting to avoid such a blow, and too stunned to fight back thereafter.

Man, Jamal was just eatin' his chicken sandwich, and then THAT NIGGA GOT DOME SOCKED!

by bitch ass nyukka March 15, 2009

Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 05, 2021

sock whore

Someone who likes socks because they're like foot condoms.

Tim: Hey, Alex, I saw your search history and all the feet sites... You know you're a real sock whore, right?

by ribonuke211 January 18, 2016

athletic sock

What you say when you don't want to say condom.

Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.

by CAMBOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 15, 2015

sock muppet

Name for tween who tries to wear inapropro clothing. i.e. crop tops, buttcheek shorts, boobie bras

'Hey look at that seventh grader'

'eh such a sock muppet'

by kissmyjesuschrist March 13, 2015