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Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a back sliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12 step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you
There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace
I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie
by anonymous March 14, 2022
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Declan Lie

A lie that is typically very absurd, but very obviously a lie.
He said he beat battle-toads on his first try, it's obviously a Declan lie.
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.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8.

.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8.
.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....
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Not letting them lie to you about it

Hym "The REAL problem isn't the retard sex cult. It's not the pedophile sex island. It's not the fat-cocks stealing AI from the person who called into question their monopoly. It's NOT LETTING THEM LIE TO YOU ABOUT IT! That's what they think the real problem is. ME not letting them lie about it. And their shills using a faux incredulity to cover for them."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie

And now he's trying to do it back to me. Likely by enlisting the freaks he indoctrinated.
Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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lie

this cake is so fake is a lie
by kinekosogayhegay May 21, 2020
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