"Hey are we still going schoolies" said by person 1
"Nah i don't wanna 5th wheel" said by Jasmine
"you're a bitch" said by person 1
"Nah i don't wanna 5th wheel" said by Jasmine
"you're a bitch" said by person 1
by YourMumsFavouriteSaturdayFling March 7, 2022
Get the Jasminemug. A Jasmine is very insecure in herself but is still her best self with her best friends. She is very funny and can make you laugh at any time of the day. She is very caring and trustworthy. She is an awesome listener who is very smart and does her research. A Jasmine would never hurt you and you’d want to die if you hurt her. You can never let go of a Jasmine. A Jasmine is very direct and that’s one of the best things about her there’s no limit of the best things about her, it’s one to infinity and infinite is just an entire path of more awesomeness Jasmine is. She is a person who likes to correct people and it’s okay because she doesn’t need correcting in her life other that knowing that she is the most kindest most caring and happy person and barely frowning. She has funny catchphrases and is smart at originality. To write an entire awesome summary of a Jasmine would take an eternity because she is more than what she thinks of herself and even more than what I already think. Anyone who steps up to Jasmine is gonna have to deal with Jasmine and they would not want that because Jasmine is tough mentally, physically, and friendly to people around her. She is a happy person who only is sad rarely but is easy to be cheered up. NEVER LOSE HER!
John: Who the heck Jasmine think she is?!
Jasmine: Who you think you talking about Ms. Johnny John, we can fight but before we do you might wanna practice trying to catch hands but I strongly doubt you could catch mine with your Donald Trump hands!
Jasmine: Who you think you talking about Ms. Johnny John, we can fight but before we do you might wanna practice trying to catch hands but I strongly doubt you could catch mine with your Donald Trump hands!
by chelliequeen December 13, 2018
Get the Jasminemug. JASMINE MARIE ALLEN IS THE SWEETEST AND KINDEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET! she is super shy at first and when you get to know her she is still shy. bc she’s like that idk. according to her she has anxiety and bad grades. she’s always smiling so much sometimes it’s concerning. she also really likes the name kevin. don’t know why she just does.
by corleym April 7, 2022
Get the jasmine allenmug. A girl who likes to eat onions straight out the netted bag, and won't step into a taxi unless at least one of the wheels is a hubcap. Often, most people assume Jasmine's favorite chicken breed is a leghorn, but become very surprised to find out it is really a mallard. She goes crazy for some canned corn; No butter, no seasoning, not even soaking it. Legend has it the first one to snort smarties was a Jermaine, not a Jasmine, but close to the point of being note worthy. If theres a mexican restaurant, you can bet theres a 4 in 5 chance youll find her camped out on the roof of it. This information is very accurate, I have been studying a Jasmine for quite sometime, and these were the crucial points of info on the species I picked up.
Have you seen Jasmine?
Did you check El Tio's roof?
Yes, she wasn't there.
Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
Did you check El Tio's roof?
Yes, she wasn't there.
Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
by TooBadIHaveToDestroyYouNow May 7, 2022
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is a smart loving and kind girl she is the most goofiest girl your could ever know she might catch a few boys attention but she keeps her eye on this one guy jasmine is a lowkey freak but she doesn't like for everyone to know she also can get very disrespectful so just don't try her to the point you see her other side
by Jmdink September 25, 2018
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is the kind of person you love at the first sight. She is always so funny, friendly and open-minded. You can only appreciate her. Her lashes are always fancy and her hair are wonderful, she is as beautiful inside as she is out. She’s a wonderful girl who will become a gorgeous woman. Jasmine is definitely the best friend you can have, she will always makes you feel loved and she will always be there for you. You could come to her house, crying at 2.am for a stupid thing and she will be waiting for you with a bucket of ice cream and will makes you feel so much better only by her presence. She deserves the universe and even more. Everyone would love to have a jasmine in their life but not everyone deserves one.
by asuna01 November 22, 2021
Get the jasminemug. 