fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.

I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!

by TinaWeina December 28, 2009

Fuzzy woompet

When you're sleeping naked and something fuzzy somehow slides down your buttcrack.

I was sleeping naked with my wife, when all of a sudden, the dog jumped into the bed and it's foot gave me a fuzzy woompet.

by Joeyp563 February 14, 2023

Fuzzy ooze

the main antagonist's (mr. grizz) weapon of choice in splatoon 3...
basically

uhh i dont really know what to put here...

the main issue with hanging out in alterna is all the fuzzy ooze covering the place
-some inklings probably

by Jackwastakenx2 January 8, 2023

fuzzy jaws

the scariest puss you ever did see and gives you rashes on the stalk of your penis

my girlfriend's fuzzy jaws swallowed my dick whole!

by Lance-a-lot May 18, 2007

Fuzzy Cosby

Raping someone in the ass after u drug them well also having un shaved testicles

I’m going to give you a fuzzy Cosby

by Moose master October 13, 2025

fuzzy no no

Magic Stick

I've got the Magic Stick

by Lisk July 30, 2003

fuzzy buzzly balls

When ones balls are very hairy or in other words when someone has a bush

Jerry: Wow that young specimen has very fine fuzzy buzzly balls

by fuzzyballs42069 February 24, 2023