chinese gold farmer

Originates from World of Warcraft, since people in China have like 8 people on one account, and they cant read the english in the game, they just mine gold for some reason, so everytime someone is found mining gold they are called a chinese gold farmer.

Anyone who automatically accepts anything with yes, is also a chinese gold farmer.
1.Shiet d00d that l@@K at that chinese gold farmer over der!

2.D00d inv1te that chinese gold farmer to our guild he will accpet no matter what!
by Andrew R April 23, 2005
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Dutch Farmer's Tan

Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.
How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!
by sl3m4y March 30, 2010
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Wisconsin Dairy Farmer

When 3 guys get naked and get on their hands and knees and a female/male proceeds to jerk them off into a drinking glass similar to squeezing milk from a cows utters. When the glass is full the "Dairy" Farmer then drinks all of the contents of the glass.
Oh man, my buddies and I participated in a Wisconsin Dairy Farmer last night!
by SconnyFarmer December 21, 2010
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Farmers Union Iced Coffee

Farmers Union Iced Coffee is an amazing iced coffee drink. It's a liquid lunch.
"Hey man, want an IC?"
"No dude, it's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee, or it's NOTHING!"
by Shaved Deer January 08, 2012
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Dirty Farmers Tan

When you shove your arm up past the elbow into the rectum of a slutty white girl, and when pulled out looks like a farmers tan. Most common in trailer parks.
My sister and my nephew were having sex and he came home with a dirty farmers tan.
by DJ. Farmer April 19, 2009
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New Zealand Goat Farmer

Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)
Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer
by Dingle123 October 07, 2007
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Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.
by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010
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