Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.

Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...

by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015

lewis evans

Lewis Evans has a massive... Heart best person ever great lover

And hung like a horse

Lewis Evans is so fucking hot I want to call him daddy

by Mousey10 March 26, 2021

Rhys Evans

A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans

"look a Rhys Evans - half nonce half monkey who swings from tree to tree"

by Harnikfromaustria July 3, 2019

Evan Vecchiolla

small and fruity

evan vecchiolla’s toes curl to ramen and cheese

by rileylovesJesus January 4, 2022

billie evans

Billie Evans uses her titties as a weapon of mass destruction. She is the filth of the summer and her body is a picture of beauty. Her name in latin means filthy slut

Luke: hey sam have you seen that filthy slut billie evans

Sam: uh, yea filth of the summer init

by filth196 February 7, 2014

Izzy evans

Izzy likes memes and usually draws all the time and eats alot

Izzy evans is a none athletic person

by Max_is_hot August 4, 2019

Evan Donavan

Evan Donavan is a kind loving and handsome man who will do anything for the people he loves. His smile is contagious and his face is the most beautiful anyone can see. He is quick witted and can come up with a joke in seconds. He gets excited about cars and the noises they make. His kisses give butterflies down your spine.

I love Evan Donavan

by Lauren Matrisciano May 2, 2022