Granny Car

A car that is usually very luxurious and spacey, but takes up half the road and has old-style spoke rims. Usually driven by grannys, its a total turn off to bitches when you go on a date. Examples would be a Mercury Grand Marquis or a Buick Regal. Most if not all cars from Buick and Mercury are granny cars.

Guy: "Hey sexy, wanna go for a spin"
Hottie: "Not in that hunky granny car."
Guy's friend: "God dammit, get a new car for fucks sake."

by DJChaucer July 19, 2009

car bastarding

When you cruise around in a car and yell obscenities at strangers walking down the street. You know you have given a successful car bastard when your victim stutters or gives a dumbfounded look

All summer long, we go out car bastarding almost every night.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

Hippy Car

A "hippy car" specifically refers to the original Volkswagen Type 2 Transporter, more commonly known as the Volkswagen "Bus".

In the TV series "Lost", Hurley found one left over from the Dharma Initiative, and upon seeing it, James "Sawyer" Ford said "I'll be damned, you all found yourself a hippy car."

by Madcapp June 18, 2007

fear the car

The tendency for newer model 'intelligent' vehicles to, with increasing regularity and without warning, suddenly commandeer control away from the input of otherwise experienced, competent motorists.

So I'm backing out of the driveway. Ain't nuthin' behind us besides a fire hydrant and a garbage can. What does the 'smart car' do? Lock 'em fuckin' up! Spilled my drink all across my lap... bitch!

Fear the car...

by YAWA January 25, 2020

car hold

we know it as a garage, Moe of the simpsons calls it a car hold.

Homer: what do you call it?
Moe: a car hold

by micky ash August 4, 2007

Thanos car

F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE CREDITREPORT.COM BABY I SAW THEYRE ADD ON MY TV

yeet im a thanos car

by LOCK A COCK September 19, 2018

Car Tag

A game played on the streets with cars. Two people in each car: one driver and one chaser. A group of car owners get together and drive around neighborhoods chasing after each other. At red lights, deadends, or traps the chaser jumps out of the car and tags another participating car. He/she then jumps back in their assigned vehicle and drives away. The tagged car is now "it". The game continues until one gets pulled over by the police or people run out of gas money.

Car Tag is a real game played by real people and ticketed by real cops.

by John Linden November 8, 2008