Australianitis

Was a common disease in Nazi Germany. Symptoms included depression, the urge to kill jewish people, and fear of people without blonde hair and blue eyes.
That man look like he has Australianitis
by Tarun1sC00l October 30, 2018
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australian plague

After a group of teens comes back from a music trip to Australia, they all seem to be dying and so jet lag. Will they survive? Is it the end of the world as we know it? Find out next time on Finding the Kardashians
We’re all dying and must have the Australian plague
by SaucyBoi3000 March 23, 2018
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Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.
He woke me by doing a Australian wake up
by Bobby the Boblet December 25, 2022
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Australian Teapot

When you take underwear from “down unda” put it in a girls mouth and fuck her til steam comes out.
No dude don’t touch that underwear i gave some hooker an australian teapot with those
by asseater2024 June 14, 2024
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Australian Mohawk

The act of licking a woman from butthole to clitoris while she has a taint hair.
He took a trip through my Australian Mohawk.
by Tarrett June 29, 2022
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The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 27, 2022
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australian exhale

blowing smoke up your girlfriends ass and watching it trickle out like a waterfall because it’s down under :) (BING BONG)
last night me and my girlfriend tried australian exhale IT WAS LIT
by bigblueballs June 04, 2024
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