Trumpet player

This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.
Person 1: Did you see Alex?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
by April 12, 2024
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trumpet player

marek, nathan and jordan are the very definition of trumpet players
by barlowe14 December 07, 2022
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cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
by dkamais498 July 04, 2020
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anal trumpet

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet
Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet
by TrÜtH February 22, 2016
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burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.
Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.
by FMBC25 December 23, 2024
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Chilly Trumpet

The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.

It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"

"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015
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hiney trumpet

What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.
Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!

Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!
by piratefire777 February 12, 2016
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