frozen trumpet

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo

I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night

by Lovely human being December 26, 2016

Habanero Trumpet

You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face

"I told him I liked it spicy in the bedroom so he gave me a Habanero Trumpet"

by Krazychris89 July 25, 2016

canadian trumpet

a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish

Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?

by Str8offDATteet January 16, 2018

Skeleton Trumpet

A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".

Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!

by Fixitfrost59 April 7, 2023

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Trumpet player

This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.

Person 1: Did you see Alex?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player

by anonymous April 11, 2024

gay trumpet sex

A horny interest or weirdos

Alex Pringle is a person who loves gay trumpet sex

by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023