The butt shark

A fake shark with a big butt in the back which stole captain captains butt

Da the butt shark stole me butt arg

by Orman November 3, 2016

muddy shark

(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."

After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."

by Soggy Bobby August 7, 2011

loan shark

Capital one Bank (credit Cards)

My monthly credit card payment was one day late and they charged me £20 wich took me 1 penny over my limit meaning they charged me an extra £20. Total was £40 because they said that paying via debit card meant that although my money had come out of my bank, they would not receive it for 3 days.

by HeeBee Gee Bee July 22, 2004

beaver shark

one who is attracted to bleeding vaginas.

"Bob is such a beaver shark!"

by steph t. April 6, 2006

bush shark

The act of removing a used tampon while she is on her period with nothing but your teeth

I bush sharked this whore last night and it tasted great

by bush slayer May 15, 2009

shark bait

A menstrating woman who swims in the ocean.

Ain't that bitch on the rag?? She's shark bait!

by General Retardo November 1, 2007

shark rocket

a weapon that is used to bother sharks, preferably resulting in the shark attacking you and leaving bite marks on your side

I have this thing called a Shark Rocket and I shoot it at them. And it really annoys sharks. And then I just wade there in the water and they come at me. But I'm really good at eluding them. I know this hip move, it's something porpoises do and I then I pretend that I have a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills. And it really is effective. I just punched it and it let me go. And tell me there's no time in your life when you swim faster than when a fuckin' shark lets you go, your just like "Aahhh no," you're on the beach, "Aahhh no!" Fucking shark let's you go and if you don't get pussy with that story, "You want to see my scar?"

by Yosef Yelen May 20, 2006