A Scott Moment

When you take a photo with your friend, and your friend looks good, but you don't.

*looking at photo together in review*
"Omg I look so bad! That was a Scott moment"

by Girlumustbetrippin May 7, 2017

pair of scotts

A pair of Scott's are uneven testicles, one bald and one hairy

As she went down for a blowjob she discovered a pair of scotts.

by a1sjb-2 February 9, 2022

Scott Skiles

A coach who, while able to coach up his players defensively, literally has no idea what to do otherwise.

He makes the weirdest substitutions at the most inopportune times and will probably be looking for a job elsewhere after the 2011-2012 NBA season if he isn't fired before.

Scott Skiles' Thoughts: Hmm... we're winning by 21 at halftime. We're losing the rebounding battle, not that that matters. We don't have a legit center. I know! I'll pick 3 point guards to put in!

by Fuckthepolice12 January 6, 2012

Sgt Scott

A Sgt Scott is someone who will micromanage all subordinates in an occupation or field, and will complain when something doesn’t go his/ her way. He/ she will also attempt to impress superiors by any means necessary, including, but not limited to: agreeing with any statement a superior makes, sexual favors, and purchasing of goods for said superiors.

(Sgt Scott): I bought this for Colonel.
Friend: All right, you’re being a Sgt Scott now. Stop buying him shit, you’re not gonna get promoted.
(Sgt Scott): Fuck off I have to go suck his dick.

by rAgInG_aNgEr May 21, 2019

Scott Betson

The most absolute square man you will ever encounter. Scott has a tendency to wear excessively low rise jeans and hurly T-shirts while hitting on young female in his class. Scott likes to teach his children how to sloppy joe

Person 1: yo did you see Scott Betson today
Person 2: yea his pants were so low rise
Person 1: he was even teaching his kids how to sloppy joe

by Joshuaburlap November 17, 2019

Scott The Wozz

A way of spelling the name of populair youtuber Scott The Woz that is wrong simply by accidentally adding an extra Z. This is pretty common but wrong nonetheless.

Julius: "Hey, did you hear? Mias keeps spelling Scott The Woz as Scott The Wozz! The idiot keeps adding another Z!"

Jan: "Bullying is wrong Julius."

by I am an idiot who can't spell April 23, 2023

Scott the Carter

The act of anal sex in the back of a compact Volkswagen.

After you Scott the Carter with a random stranger ... you took him to see sex and the city 2 at the drive-in theatre ... only to again, Scott the Carter.

by tr0llg0d February 25, 2011