Rule 39

Never say no to bacta.

38: “Get yourself some bacta, soldier!”
Response: “I thought you’d never ask!”
*During bacta time*
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.”

by QAnonymoose April 18, 2021

Rule 33

The rule before rule 34

What rule is before rule 34 i forgot. Oh its rule 33

by Sussy-amongballs69 April 22, 2022

oliver's rule

Oliver's Rule is called out prior to a friend putting their foot in their mouth.

Last night while clubbing, I shouted "Oliver's Rule!", before my hoes comments got her ass up into some shit.

by Josh Robinson July 23, 2007

rule 99.5

the rule that establishes that cheerleader's cheering stories always end badly..... for them

Charlie: "Becky's story is totally compliant to rule 99.5"
Harold: "I know, she's gonna hate when she sees "SLUT" on her Facebook wall

by milk king October 07, 2010

Rule 76C

A guy must never miss an NFL game due to his girlfriend. Exceptions: Preseason Games, Teams who the guy has no feelings for in the Regular Season (ex. Jaguars, Bengals, Titans, etc.)

Tom- "Hey I can't stay for the Cardinals game."
Jeff- "Why not?"
Tom- "Amanda wants to go to dinner."
Jeff- "Rule 76C, bitch. Get back on this fucking couch."
Tom- Fuck yeah."

by Sophieisfuckinawesome:D October 08, 2011

Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.

"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache

by desperryado October 04, 2005

Ja-rule

Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti

Ja-Rule, a real wanksta

by G-UnitSoldier November 20, 2005