Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2

Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*

No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

Parting the Red Sea

fingering your girl’s vagina while she’s on her period

“I was parting the Red Sea last night and the blood stains were stuck on my fingers.”

by EnzoHater1000DethLord December 7, 2023

Loser parts

A Kerulian slang term reclaimed and ironically used by intersex people to describe ones genetalia of which does not conform the the typical male/female genitals

Xi-yikal: remember when your grandpa asked if I had loser parts?
Akor: Erm do NOT remind me of that, I had to explain to him for 20 minutes why he can't say that and it makes it obvious he's not from kerulia

by Kerulian_terms December 10, 2023

Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.

Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”

by Gongbanger January 6, 2023

Part of the ship part of the crew

Originating from the move Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, the quote "Part of the ship, part of the crew" means that once you join, you can never leave.
This quote is commonly applied by lobotomites after removing their frontal cortex which signifies commitment to being mentally handicapped. Those foolish enough to have this lobotomy often use an app and are unable to prevent themselves from reopening it 2 minutes later.

OMG GUYS, FART OF THE SHIT FART OF THE LOO LMAO I USE THE SECRET APP
LMAO PART OF THE SHIP PART OF THE CREW xD

by Geoffryepien July 1, 2023

Goofy ahh lala part 1

An amazing song by Cyb3r. Lalalala. Lalalala. Lalalala. Lala.

Goofy ahh lala slowed+reverb 🥀

Person 1:Hey have you heard of goofy ahh lala part 1?

Person 2: no

Person 1: die.

by Skedaddler September 2, 2023

the m.o. part

during a particular demarcation of time, the point at which you neck.

here comes the m.o. part.

by ohmyjesusfuck September 5, 2023