Moist Papa

A man that has a large watermelon to make love to every night..

Man 1: Hey whats up with moist papa he seems sad.

Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.

by crapmonstanker February 5, 2018

Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."

Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.

by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012

Moist

When a person is being wet or annoying towards you in behave

Bro your moving bare moist

by mickmapbap April 30, 2025

moist ruckus

Sex. Sex is a moist ruckus.

Kids: "how are babies made?"
Parent: "moist ruckus"

by Top92915 June 17, 2016

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

moist chestnut

The art of catching semen on the chest area while showering

I called bae over for a moist chestnut before work

by Don Juan Cheadle December 9, 2017

moist beaver

A Amazing video on Youtube, showcasing a man singing "happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"you are such a moist Beaver today Barry"

by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017