Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.

"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."

by FilledZac November 22, 2019

Lock that mash

A term used by british grime artists such as Laytz, Lock that mash is a term used to describe the machine gun being on lock. alternatively, it can mean when someone throws away their unwanted mash potatoes

She said that she wants a bad man so bad man gonna lock that mash

by Agominotabouisausuablous January 15, 2022

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

mash up

"A mash up". Someone who is insane, crazy, or just not quite there.

That fool over there, he's a mash up.

by jduk23 January 10, 2008

Mash

A versatile verb used to show anger.

That dude jacked my shit. We should mash that fucker up.

by damerils March 23, 2009

Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.

Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.

by Weird kinks April 28, 2022