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Greg Finger

When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.

Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.

When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”

Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”

Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
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A Greg is a guy who is intelligent. Because they're all about the ones they love, Gregs will often be found hangin with their family. These dude really do be working hard too. Gregs are attentive boyfriends both in and out of bed. Careful listeners and patient, but they can be a little too picky sometimes. Gregs can have a quick temper but that's because they tend to wear their heart on their sleeve. Their wounds are deep but nothing that a little love can't fix. Hard working and loyal, Greg might be mad at you today, but all will be forgiven by tomorrow. If you need some laughs, Gregs are where it's at!
Susie: Dang it, I have a flat tire.
Jane: Better go find you a Greg.
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Greg 1: We must become truly GREG.

Greg 2: yes brother, raise your goblet filled with the blood of Craig in a salute.
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The Greg Brady

The Greg Brady is the opposite of Porky Pigging it. Where as Porky Pigging it is walking around with just your shirt on, the Greg Brady is walking around with just a bath towel around you.
Dude, I forgot to put my truck in the garage after I took a shower so "I'll have to do the Greg Brady" and put it away.
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When a greg does an incomprehensible or absolutley stupid action or motion.
'Greg climbs into the freezer to cool down' What a Greg Moment!
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A terrible, dumb or ridiculous idea, doing or mannerism.
It was so hot earlier I climbed into the freezer to cool down, it was such a greg moment!
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