fist a gypsy

An evolved (and much funnier) version of flippity jippity after being widely used for a while.

I cannot find it in the store so I fist a gypsy and ta-da!! Now I have a can holder.

by r0mats September 24, 2021

fist mitten

1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.

2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.

3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.

When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)

To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.

by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022

Fist shift

Like a hand job but for females

“Bro, some chick just gave me a hand job so I gave her a fist shift.”

by Myinstagramisebony.henricksen September 30, 2020

Fist fucked

When your income credit has been taxed by the government at a higher % because you are in a higher tax bracket and cant afford ramen noodles or rent, you have been fist fucked

Joe got fist fucked last year for working more over time and now his broke ass lives underneath the Kellogg bridge eating dog shit and drinking his own piss

by Piss seapage May 20, 2021

pizza fist

When one has eaten so much pizza that it cloggs up their pooper and the next morning it feels like you're shitting out a fist....

That Cici's buffet was the shit but tomorrow morning I'm gonna' have a serious pizza fist.

by dosxfx October 19, 2016

fist fight

to furiously masturbate

That is so lonely, I heard he spent all weekend fist fighting with himself.

by darwin February 28, 2005

Fist Pump

It's when a group of heterosexual guys get together to watch the game sunday. Their favorite team wins and they all get so excited they start fist fucking each other.

Is it gay to fist pump after your team wins the Super Bowl?

by DJR1986 August 26, 2010