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Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.
How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!
by Maxwell Zephyr June 9, 2020
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Bird Doctor

Bird Doctor is mostly used by players from SCP Secret Laboratory, defined SCP-049. 'Cause 049 looks like a bird.
Player (Most Likely Class-D): Guys, run, Bird Doctor is coming.
by FunKodex December 8, 2018
mugGet the Bird Doctormug.

Doctor

a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy
a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”
by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023
mugGet the Doctormug.

doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor
"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex
by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021
mugGet the doctor applesmug.

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
mugGet the I’m not a doctormug.
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