Backshots of Doom

A term for sub optimal situation that no one wants to find themselves in.
"Cyborg did you do the dishes?" "No BOOYAH" "That's it, you're getting it" *CLAP* *SMACK *MOANS a little* - in this situation, you would say "Backshots of Doom".
by Kavon Anthoney June 14, 2024
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Doom on a pregnancy test

I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.
Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?
by France Is Terrible July 11, 2023
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doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95
Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle
by 333fg March 24, 2023
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Gap of Doom

The gap between the airplane and the boarding ramp where you have to clench onto your personal belongings or they may disappear forever
Holy shit dude, the Gap of Doom on my flight home yesterday was bigger than the Grand Canyon
by airplaneguy February 23, 2022
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Doom parasite

A parasite that typically uses a feline host, causing giant tentacles to sprout form the Doomcat’s back, so that the cat can kill things and lay eggs inside them, laying more Doom parasite eggs
Is Doom parasite on this menu? It’s my favorite.
by Chad Monke November 06, 2022
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Doomed

To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.
Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
by astank5 May 03, 2023
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DOOMED

I am DOOMED
by gracegiffy January 20, 2023
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