bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

The sword in the stone

When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.

Me and my homeboy dakota were practicing the sword in the stone last night

by Mother lov3r March 2, 2024

sworded

When someone was a baddie and swears

OMG!!!! YOU SWORDED!

by someone353535353535353353 May 27, 2022

Dirty sword

A very nice generous person that deserves the world

Dirty sword

by Nsisgejsjjssh September 6, 2021

sword art online 2

sword art offline with new charecters...

¨have you seen sword art online 2?it´s Amazing¨ then everybody died THE END

by FirewallCZ March 13, 2017

blade of a sword

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.

I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.

by BeachingIt August 7, 2016

Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.

Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”

by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007