I like swords

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy

Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords

by Tweedle_the_Bard January 17, 2020

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

demon sword

When you adjust the setting on a lighter so the flame is 6-10 inches high - that flame is a demon sword.

I borrowed that dude’s lighter to light my cigarette, and almost got my face cut off by a demon sword.

by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018

raw sword

when you're walking down the stairs and you trip on your shoelace

Man! That was a pretty bad raw sword, am i right?

by Supermanjamz September 7, 2017

sword fights

Where you get two dicks and do a sword fight.

Yo you wanna have a couple sword fights with me?

by leifs massive dick June 7, 2025

The Sword of Gryffindor

When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.

She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.

by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018