Switch Shitter

Someone who doesn't care which way the toilet paper is put on the toilet paper holder.

I hate it when the toilet paper is put on the holder so it unrolls against the wall! But my wife could care less that fucking switch shitter!

by brutechute October 14, 2011

Royal Switcheroo

When a small penised man is about to get lucky with a chick in the dark, he pulls out the 11 inch dildo and acts like its his penis inserting it into the vagina. complements of Rusty Royal.

"Dude my 3 incher wasn't enough so i pulled the Royal Switcheroo on that ho."

by Hobulator69 January 15, 2006

switching lanes without signaling

when you are fucking a girl in the ass and quilckly pull out and put it in her pootang to clean the poop off your dick

I was switching lanes without signaling and now mary has a uti.

by scizott33 October 23, 2005

switchyswoppy

Some days good, some days bad. Not sure how I feel about it...

Friend: How's maths?
You: Pretty switchyswoppy ya know
Friend: What?
You: Sometimes its good, sometimes it's bad
Friend: ok...
You: Just like my opinion about you
Friend: Hey!

by I_don't_know_what_I'm_doing September 1, 2021

switch bat

or bat switch. term used to describe a male who masturbates with the opposite hand in which they write with.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.

I switch bat.
Did you know Jack switch bats?
Its easier to bat switch.
Wow, he bats switch?

by Disaster squad April 3, 2006

Switch Batter

meaning that someone swings both ways or the oppostite way of what their own gender is

"Gosh that dude is a switch batter"
"Dude hes been bi for 6 months now"

by bigfromALD January 15, 2010

switchen

Pretty damn awesome or sexy.

That boy is one switchen kid.

by kloso November 16, 2013