“Did you hear about John’s new roommate up on 9? The guy’s already pulled the fire alarm twice.”
“Yeah, he’s a total swigger.”
“Yeah, he’s a total swigger.”
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"Yo, Chris is constantly ignoring my texts and calls."
"Yeah. It's cause he's busy talking to this girl 24/7. He's a swigger."
"Yeah. It's cause he's busy talking to this girl 24/7. He's a swigger."
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Get the swigger mug.A creature whose primal survival instincts have been completely overwritten by the Taylor Swift discography. They navigate the world not by sight or sound, but by tracking Ticketmaster server pings and the migratory patterns of stadium tour trucks. This fan would trade their own name and social security number for a friendship bracelet woven from a single strand of thread that might have once been in the same room as the "All Too Well (10 Minute Version)" scarf. Their life's purpose is not to attend a concert, but to achieve the enlightened state of being on 'The Waitlist,' which they consider a sacred text.
Even after the presale website crashed, the devoted Swigger wasn't angry; she just framed a screenshot of the error message, convinced it was a sacred relic from her spiritual journey in the queue.
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Get the Swigger mug.Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger
by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008
Get the Shit Swagger mug.1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.
2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.
Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.
Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.
Ken: So what do you think about that?
Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.
Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
Ken: So what do you think about that?
Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.
Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
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