FartCat69's definitions
A creature whose primal survival instincts have been completely overwritten by the Taylor Swift discography. They navigate the world not by sight or sound, but by tracking Ticketmaster server pings and the migratory patterns of stadium tour trucks. This fan would trade their own name and social security number for a friendship bracelet woven from a single strand of thread that might have once been in the same room as the "All Too Well (10 Minute Version)" scarf. Their life's purpose is not to attend a concert, but to achieve the enlightened state of being on 'The Waitlist,' which they consider a sacred text.
Even after the presale website crashed, the devoted Swigger wasn't angry; she just framed a screenshot of the error message, convinced it was a sacred relic from her spiritual journey in the queue.
by FartCat69 October 9, 2025
