When one takes a dump onto a bed prior to engaging in sexual intercourse with one's partner on top of the soil without the partner knowing.
Henry: Dude, I'm about to get laid but I really need a shit. What shall I do?
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!
by yes!yes!yes! March 20, 2014

when u eat a girl out and she has a fishy vag that’s been covered in perfume in order to try to cover up the fishy.
“bro i heard you hookup with stacy last night how was that she’s fucking hot”
“dude it was like swedish fishin that shit was wack, still hot though”
“dude it was like swedish fishin that shit was wack, still hot though”
by bruhyeetsmd August 7, 2019

The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.
by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019

by Ass Smasher September 3, 2022

Swedish is the worst ever nationality. Nobody like a swedish person, they all take snus and is always talking about ikea. The only good thing that has come out of Sweden is Pewdipie and Ikea and maybe og minecraft. If you are from sweden please kill yourself or bomb your capital city.
Dane: oi you see that stupid dick sucking snus taking fucker on steroids and apple juice
Norwegian: yeah 100% a Swedish guy
Dane: yeah such a cunt
Norwegian: yeah 100% a Swedish guy
Dane: yeah such a cunt
by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022

You are so Swedish
by AngryBirdSikeItsSteven December 20, 2021

A person who probably suffers from anxiety or depression because of the stressfull Environment in school, or just because of lack of Sunlight during the Cold seasons, and having to Wake up way too early for school.
by thekillingofcandide September 1, 2020
