Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.

I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.

by Bob Selvin December 30, 2020

Sweaty fantaloon

The pet of an Indian slave who lives in bend basement

Sweaty fantaloon

Ben“Do you like your new pet”
Grushie “no”
*throws grushie in basement”

by SWEATYFANTALOOM January 1, 2021

sweaty crece

The space between your fum and 4finger

My paper cut on my sweaty crece is sore

by Cronkers69 January 10, 2021

Sweaty and Have to Speak a Different Language

Term used to describe a school day where you have physical education and french (or any subject teaching you about a language that is not native to you).

Nick: You know what they say about Russia
Saul: what
Nick: Your sweaty and have to speak a different language!

by No_Name_Bob January 28, 2021

Sweaty bum banger

When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)

Kyuhyun and Jeonghoon have just had sex. It was sweaty bum banger

by Lambchops123 January 31, 2021

sweaty connector

The skin between a dudes balls and his asshole on a hot day. The skin connecting the two.

“ Dude, it’s so damn humid today. I shouldn’t have worn jeans. I’ve had a sweaty connector since I got to work.”

“ That slut Nikki was a nasty bitch. She sucked my balls & licked my sweaty connector before she even got to my asshole ! “

by ORAL B April 7, 2021

Sweaty ball syndrome

Sweaty ball syndrome or SBS is what happens when you get done with a workout and your balls are just dripping sweat, it also happens when you play sports or sleep.

Me: Dude! After that workout I have some severe Sweaty ball syndrome!
Friend: You mean SBS?

Hey babe, after sleeping last night I have some major SBS.

by Pl33o4 April 22, 2021