suicide card

When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.

Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"

by percyflower July 5, 2018

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

Suicide Circle

Usual highway roundabout. Called so because if travelled through too fast, your car will have the tendency to (a) fly over the outside curb, or (b) if you open the door to reclose or have Suicide doors, if you fall out, the rear tire on the drivers side RUNS OVER YOUR HEAD, thus comitting suicide by automobile.

Jim: i hate suicide circles, they fail.
Joe: For sure, its suicide if you go too fast.

by McPenis September 23, 2009

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

game suicide

When you make yourself die in a game on purpose. Usually when you are going to lose anyways.

I always commit game suicide when I'm playing plants vs zombies.

by Devil Kisses October 21, 2013

poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death

me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

Suicide Cocktail

A mixture of substances that may be lethal when combined and consumed. External factors like disease and genetics also play a role.

For example, having a medical history of heart disease and consuming drugs that thicken the blood and increase blood pressure is likely to cause a heart attack, making this lethal combination a suicide cocktail.

1: The toxicity report in his autopsy revealed that the heart attack was caused by large amounts of fentanyl, methamphetamine and cannabis found in his bloodstream.
2: That sounds like a suicide cocktail.

by SuicideCocktail August 4, 2020