The day before the best day of the week. Formally known as Tuesday, a once dull, meaningless occasion was transformed by this excellent celebration of waste by certain households who treat Bin Day as the true start of the week — because what’s more satisfying than an empty bin and a fresh slate?
Inspired by the fictional, Christian celebration of ‘Christmas eve’, binmas eve has gone one step further. Because what is more festive than Santa cores, born out of treliske to a Camborne based family, uneducated, reeking of fags and poverty swinging by your house with a tasteful……‘alright slags’ to collect your forgotten waste.
Inspired by the fictional, Christian celebration of ‘Christmas eve’, binmas eve has gone one step further. Because what is more festive than Santa cores, born out of treliske to a Camborne based family, uneducated, reeking of fags and poverty swinging by your house with a tasteful……‘alright slags’ to collect your forgotten waste.
“Nah I can’t come out tonight, it’s Binmas Eve”
“Oi, don’t forget, it’s Binmas Eve! Get the bins out or the bin men will get sad.
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“Oi, don’t forget, it’s Binmas Eve! Get the bins out or the bin men will get sad.
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Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
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Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!
Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....
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OMG EVE IS LIKE TAKING MY SILVERWARE PLS HELP
wow I can't eat cereal she took all my spoons and drank all my milk -_-
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Eve is very special
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