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woopie stick

penis, pecker, dick, dong, cock, wang, love stick, weiner, schlong, prick, johnson, willy, member, phallus, tool, knob, peter, rod, pork sword, meat, meat whistle, main vein, bologna pony, pocket rocket, pole, quiver bone, salami, sausage, shaft, unit, noodle, one-eyed monster, trouser snake, tube steak, junk, third leg, ding-a-ling, piece, and all other nicknamess for the lovable male genitalia
Dude, I totally gave her my woopie stick last night!
woopie stick by grizzly34 January 11, 2009

Barrows Stick 

A penis that is marked by its enormity and ability to make slutty college girls refer to it simply as "huge". Stories surrounding this allegedly massive chunk of man meat involve making girls cum multiple times during sexual interactions, a ton of alcohol, yearning for puffy pink nipples and boatloads of pornography.
Steve: "The Barrows Stick needs to be let out of its cage. It's been forever."
Prescott: "You mean the acorn?"
Steve: "No. I mean the Barrows Stick. It's huge and deserves a good home."
Barrows Stick by Not Clay Matthews February 21, 2011

Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick 

The year 2015 (written or typed) as seen from above looks like bent sticks.
{As a daily check-in on a BBS about wheelchairs might look)}:

01-02-15 {or "2015 02 Jan.", or even "January 02, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer}
Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but two bungholes...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding pair of updates for my website today"...the first concerns my having added a flight video of my Syma Armor F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter (with Li:Poly battery) to a web page made for just that purpose, and the second is...well, what else could it be? An adulterated bag of dry cat food? YAAAAYYY YOU GOT ONE CORRECT!!!

Weeb Stick 

Slang for a katana.
This weeb stick is made of glorious Nippon Steel.
Weeb Stick by Jammysod July 15, 2018

Pussy stick 

X: Is she a smoker?
Y: Does it count if she uses pussy sticks?
Pussy stick by Kaz00 April 16, 2022

get your stick wet 

Uncle: So...Dave. What have you been doing these days? Been out there trying to get your stick wet?
get your stick wet by stonerboner October 14, 2007