skulknered

Having been involved in an unwanted and/or unpleasant sexual act.

I was skulknered last night, now it hurts when I poop.

by PDwarf September 13, 2007

Spunk Vampire

A term used to describe a woman who's a bit of a slag and rather fond of man juice.

She's a dirty Spunk Vampire.

by King Monkey UK October 9, 2008

spunk monkey

a very fastly generating penis

i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .

by fag end February 18, 2009

Spunkaliscious

Having alot of macho and manliness. Ladies love men who are spunkaliscious.

Hot Chick 1: Omg that guy is sooooooo hot!

Hot Chick 2: Oh yeah! He is soooo spunkaliscious!

by ilikechocolatedounuts August 13, 2009

Skulked

A combination of Skull and Fucked used in a variety of situations:
Hitting your head hard, having oral sex where the receiving male is extremely forceful.

"I just fell in the bath/shower and got skulked"
"My boyfriend just skulked me!!"
etc...

by Jokereno November 12, 2009

Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.

After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers

by TacomaMendo February 18, 2010

spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).

"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010