Spoon

its another word dats sweet its what da neard use in the games and it means super pwn

Neard 1: dude World of Warcraft i am going 2 spoon u soo hard ur going 2 feal it in the morning
Neard 2: u wish u lil nasty

by Funny_man213 August 21, 2008

fucking spoon

An extremely fucktarded person, far worse than a munter or minger

"I went poopy in my pants"
"Your a fucking spoon!"

by mingmingming May 10, 2006

Silver Spoon

Anyone who acts above you because of their education, job status or money situation.

Yeah I guess im a second class citizen because I dont agree with that silver spoon Froggy.

by K1ller Mosquito September 29, 2008

sharp spoon

A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.

Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...

"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"

by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004

spoonful dick

a condition that occurs after taking a piss where you think you properly shook out all excess piss, but when dick is placed back in pants a "spoonful" of piss leaks out causing discomfort and many jokes if visible outside of pants. (*Note: happens often when in a hurry.)

"Hey Ridley, I thought I got it all but I was wrong I had spoonful dick."
"Hey look at Cameron's pants, he must of had spoonful dick!"

by Jeff B. C. May 8, 2005

spoon job

(prison term)for reaming out a punks asshole before buttfucking.

see spooning

by like2watch August 1, 2003

wooden spoons

Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.

Want to play some wooden spoons?! LOL

by d6dp October 26, 2007