splashback

1. when the water from a toilet or a urinal splashes up or out and wets your arse or shoes.

2. (metaphorical) unforeseen, unintentional, negative consequences of a person's actions.

1. John noticed a light mist on his shoes and cursed his splashback.

2. Neil realised he had incurred splashback when he recognised his girlfriend's mother as the older woman he had picked up while drunk the previous weekend.

by Gunnar Longshanks January 4, 2007

Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge

I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

splaknook

This refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend's back.

Joe: Did you do anything last night?

Dave: No, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend.

by j-dags August 11, 2006

Nut Butter Splash

When one takes their sweaty nut sack and slaps another person across the face.

There is nothing like working in the yard for a couple of hours in July then treating your girl to a nut butter splash before you shower.

by HomerJGL May 12, 2007

splangy

great, awesome.

Man that new car of yours is splangy

by acme420 September 10, 2003

splaka-splaka

Releasing a LARGE amount of seamen in a designated area.

The blond haired boy loves to splaka-splaka all over his girlfriend.

by Splaka October 8, 2006

splashback

The spritzes of urine that deflect off of toilets, urinals and urinal cakes and onto the person urinating, as well has his clothes and shoes.

When I use the urinal I always aim for the side to reduce splashback.

by crace selvage September 27, 2007