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bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******
I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes
by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022
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I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>
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someone who hates women

a female who hates women but loves boys
someone who hates women is like “ugh she’s talking to my man’s she’s such a lydia O.L.K”
by beansbigballs October 2, 2023
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take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022
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SOMEONE'S OVERSTATEMENT

You are EATING SHIT from their ASSHOLE for the rest of your LIFE.
You make SOMEONE'S OVERSTATEMENT apparently quite promulgate and you get cooked the big time degradation.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 22, 2021
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