Soggy Sandwich Day is on May 17th and is celebrated by spilling any beverage, on anybody's sandwich, whether it be your own or a friend's (it is required that you say "Soggy Sandwich Day!" before spilling the beverage on a friend's sandwich).
You: Hey dude, guess what?
Dude: What?
You: ... It's Soggy Sandwich Day (proceeds to spillbeverage on sandwich)
Dude: AHHHHH
A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.
The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.
Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.
A "Soggy Straw" is when you intentionally give your partner a pink sock, grab it, attach it your asshole, and proceed to defecate into it.
Rick was real aggressive last night when we were doing anal. Next thing I know I've been pink socked, he then grabbed it, and turned it into a Soggy Straw!