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Soggy Legs 

Something to annoy random people with
"hey do you want some #Soggy Legs," "no," "are you sure," "shut up,"

Soggy Sandwich Day 

Soggy Sandwich Day is on May 17th and is celebrated by spilling any beverage, on anybody's sandwich, whether it be your own or a friend's (it is required that you say "Soggy Sandwich Day!" before spilling the beverage on a friend's sandwich).
You: Hey dude, guess what?
Dude: What?
You: ... It's Soggy Sandwich Day (proceeds to spill beverage on sandwich)
Dude: AHHHHH

Soggy Hooker 

A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.
The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.
Soggy Hooker by Iollann V July 5, 2019

Soggy Waffles

Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.
bruh you look like Soggy Waffles

Soggy Straw 

A "Soggy Straw" is when you intentionally give your partner a pink sock, grab it, attach it your asshole, and proceed to defecate into it.
Rick was real aggressive last night when we were doing anal. Next thing I know I've been pink socked, he then grabbed it, and turned it into a Soggy Straw!
Soggy Straw by Shippy69 November 25, 2019

Soggy Sally 

The act of ones mistress's inserting their tounge inside a man's ear.
Yeah I was having a nice night in with the Mrs when she suddenly gave me a soggy Sally
Soggy Sally by Tasha's ear biscuits November 29, 2019