dry socket

The sexual unfulfillment and loneliness felt after ending a situationship or casual relationship that involved great sex.

- I decided to be better and so I stoped our casual relationship; such a dry socket though.
- Don't dry socket yourself; why don't you just don't get attached.

by not_a_fuckin_liar January 31, 2025

Cream soaked

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.

“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”

by Abo965 May 31, 2025

Cum Socket

Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.

"Hey nate do you wanna do the cum socket at my house?"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Twat socket

A PopSocket for twats.

A clandestine remote controlled vibrator

That Twat Socket on her phone resembles her personality, a twat.

If that lady wasn’t using her twat socket,

by TheMasterJack October 10, 2025

hill billy hot socket

When one takes a steaming shit in a sock, and hits someone in the face.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your nose?
Guy 2: I was hit with a hill billy hot socket

by ojp-nutrapper April 27, 2016

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.

Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes May 29, 2018