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Snake Fucker

Snake Fuckers is a subgroup of Snake Lovers. They have had a snakes scaly tail/head sided inside of their ass/pussy and LOVED IT! And if they figured it out, they have had one or two snake penises in them at some point in time. And if male they have had their dick in a snake in some way!

They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.
am I a Snake Fucker?
Being a Snake Fucker is 100% legal in Wyoming and New Mexico.
by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018
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Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.
I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Snake-skinned

When your condom slips off your penis inside the vagina after coming, resulting in the woman having to fish to get it out.
When she motioned that the condom slipped off inside her, I realized that I had officially snake-skinned that bitch.
by Trench-Town August 21, 2009
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Cheese Snake

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.
After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020
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Slippery Snake

A back stabbing,lying, two faced hoe that likes to act fake to you and then goes behind your back.
Apparently *snakes name* is a slippery snake.
by Adirondackhillbilly69 September 9, 2018
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fudge snake

Off. I just stepped on a hobo’s fudge snake.
by Pimplash July 31, 2023
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pant snake

Usually refering to a transexuall (most of the time japanese) woman with a pencil shaped penis. penis must be over one foot otherwise it is referred to as a "qibblesnaffer".
"Yo man have you seen that new japanese girl? She has a huge pant snake"

"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"
by Midget spinner June 6, 2017
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