Barking Snail

a premature ejaculating micro penis

i really likes this guy but he turned out to be a barking snail

by bght33 July 24, 2020

Mud snail

Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.

Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?

Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???

by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018

Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.

Dayum she left a texas snail trail

by NeecyMae August 7, 2022

Snail Cheese (snailcheeseyt)

A stupid dumb fucking person who can't get a lot of things right. He also is a small youtuber trying to make an honest career with Roblox, but he's still a dumb fuck. Do not trust him when it comes to Parking Panic on Roblox...

Snail Cheese (snailcheeseyt) is a pretty dumb fuck

by Slender Man... January 26, 2025

snail-cliptik

Somebody dumb/stupid

Your snail-cliptik

by Nathan Brett June 19, 2017

snail hoping

maybe when your side bitches are to slow so u hop on a even slower one . preferably one with a mental handy cap so she can drewl all over your little dick while your shining her helmet ...

dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.

by yourrrrrdaddddddddddyyyyyybitc January 6, 2021

Snail Slime

to leave a trail of cum on ones chest

Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS

by CackBoss February 18, 2011