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snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019
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A stupid dumb fucking person who can't get a lot of things right. He also is a small youtuber trying to make an honest career with Roblox, but he's still a dumb fuck. Do not trust him when it comes to Parking Panic on Roblox...
Snail Cheese (snailcheeseyt) is a pretty dumb fuck
by Slender Man... January 26, 2025
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Snail Trail

A sticky substance left behind after a woman slides her vagina across your body
Dude, she left a snail trail across my back after getting a back rub
by xXMadhatterXx August 31, 2019
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snail-cliptik

Your snail-cliptik
by Nathan Brett June 19, 2017
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snail hoping

maybe when your side bitches are to slow so u hop on a even slower one . preferably one with a mental handy cap so she can drewl all over your little dick while your shining her helmet ...
dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.
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Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female
by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024
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snail fish

a person who is not the imposter. the person that calls someone a snail fish is often also the imposter
UR DEFINETLY A SNAIL FISH
THEN UR THE IMPOSTER
by antonymous123 September 27, 2021
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