sail the seven seas

to pirate something, usually software or other electronic downloads. usually the pirating website is very sketchy and you will probably get a virus but it’s worth it sometimes.

i dont have the money for my college textbook so i sail the seven seas to get a pdf

by pinkpillowprincess July 8, 2025

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018

Stepping on snails

1. Some one who likes to ignore

other's messages
2. Some one who loves to cause pain and suffering for others

She ignored my text so she must love stepping on snails

Joe like to hurt others he loves stepping on snails

by Riko the love spreading March 24, 2023

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

snailshake

When you violently shake a snail until it bubbles

I like to snailshake

by Charles barles September 10, 2020

berating snailshells

to lecture, scold, or otherwise talk to a person or group that either no longer exists, or no longer needs the advice. comes from the idea of yelling at snails for moving too slowly, but the snails are dead and there's just empty shells left.

1. i know i'm berating snailshells here, but shakespeare should really write his plays to be less damn boring.

2. dude, nobody cares about easy-bake ovens anymore, stop berating snailshells.

by your-_-pseudonym August 2, 2024

Set sail

To experience peak sexual satisfaction

Only Senchou can make me set sail

by Overseassexyguy July 20, 2021