Strawberry Smurf

A type of "prefanity" (predicted profanity) invented by Gabe and Tycho, the writers of Penny Arcade, who foresee its use in the future on XboxLive. The phrase's meaning can only be speculated upon, but it almost certainly will be derogatory.

OMG, what a noob. Gtfo you strawberry smurf!

by CaptPlanet July 22, 2009

smurf

A DoS attack.

I smurfed his ass!

by louis October 22, 2001

Smurf and Turf

A Blue Waffle ridden vagina belonging to someone who is also on their period and bleeding like a raw Steak.

I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.

by absurdcurd August 19, 2013

Smoking a Smurf

The act of smoking a blunt, marijuana

Friend #1, "whats up man?"
Friend #2, "just Smoking a Smurf"

by BigMike13100 May 7, 2011

smurfing

Dressing up as a female smurf without any underwear and parading round foreign countries flashing your ball bag to unsuspecting Scandinavians while singing karaoke.

Will went smurfing at the weekend, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen.

I just saw Rutter smurfing to a crowd in a park in Sweden, they couldn't get enough of his hairy bollox.

by Yoric September 25, 2006

smurf

smurf sex: fucking until you're blue in the face.

by eggplant July 25, 2003

smurfing

The act of taking a drug, usually in pill form, anally. This allows the drug to enter the bloodstream very quickly through the thin walls of the lower intestine. Ecstasy, or "X", a designer party drug, is the most commonly taken drug using this method. Common amongst the gay community. "smurfing" is the act of, also used is past tense "smurfed"

I was at a rave last night, and I was smurfing a couple pills. I was rolling my balls off.

by ladylala March 27, 2009