Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

Shrimp lips

when someone has the lingering smell and taste of shrimps on their lips

“I was gonna kiss Vianna but she’s got shrimp lips”

by ratchetrach6969 May 18, 2022

Shrimping

Verb. When a dog or cat, whilst in bed with its owner lays down directing its legs inward taking up more space than necessary.

Rex, I really wish you would stop shrimping so I could use more of my bed

by x_404_err0r_x August 14, 2019

shrimp diving

The act of plunging one's cock so deep in a vagina, that the balls are actually inserted.

I went shrimp diving in my mom last night. hot karl

by Masturbation Station June 23, 2014

shrimp rat

When someone is super small and ugly, they look like a small rat

Look at that shrimp rat over there🤢

by Most handsome man August 6, 2024

shrimp head

a big shrimp head

shrimp head- “bro stop shitting on me”

by clonkpiggy December 11, 2023

Shrimp pie

The foul odor of a transgender woman's vagina after a long period of physical activity

When Amber and Nathan went hiking, she had a real shrimp pie waiting for him afterwords.

by TexualSension January 11, 2022