shaving

Shaving, sh-a-v-in-g: means ssshhh, as in be quiet but more that one is ashamed and doesn't want anyone to find out, and/or they are afraid what others would do if they found out + a v, which means a "to to" (v is the 22nd letter of the alpahbet) or a homosexual + in, which means that they are "in" with the sodomites + g, which means perfect, g being the 7th letter of the alphbet, and the number seven meaning perfection (perfect, complete, satisfied). Obviously those who are using g here are trying to make an evil use of the letter. See "On the Derivation of Yogh and Ezh" at: www. evertype.com/standards/wy nnyogh/ezhyogh .html
There are some who think the way you shave indicates how you are "to to," or how they would like you to be "to to." For example, do you shave across, down, etc.

Man, that vinnie is shaving.
Ving is a shaving actor.
Vince is paying shaving dues, fool.

by Patrick Michael Griffin May 7, 2008

file sharing

taking an extended lunch

a + r = a * r
In other words, 2 reactants become one product in file sharing.

by chewydrewy February 2, 2007

Slut-shaming

Slut-shaming is calling out a girl’s behaviour when looking for a reason she was raped or sexually assaulted, or using her clothes or behaviour as an excuse for assault.

Unfortunately the term has been appropriated by idiots to mean “I can act like a cheap whore and nobody should be allowed to say anything about it” These women are usually the same ones who ACTUALLY do most of the slut shaming.

Sexual Assault Victim: I’m worried you’ll get hurt if you keep hanging around with pimps and wearing nothing but pasties and a thong, and posting your nudes all over the internet.

Whore: omg! Stop slut-shaming me! I can wear whatever I want! You’re such a stupid feminist! And you’re probably lying about that guy raping you because I know you slept with some other guy like 2 days ago!

SAV: My boyfriend?

Whore: And you call ME a whore and make fun of my clothes?

SAV: I said I was concerned because...
Whore: Oh so now I deserve to get raped because of my clothes? You’re such a stupid cunt! I’m going to spread a bunch of rumours about you to make sure you’re alone when a guy attacks you again...hurdedur!

by LastUnicorn October 16, 2018

Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.

Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation

by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009

cat-shaming

Posting a photo of your fat cat on a social media forum to shame it into eating less crunchies.

After cat-shaming Mittens on Facebook, our monthly bill for cat food has dropped 40%.

by catmanpu January 3, 2014

country shaming

Where parents and friends who like real rock and roll have kids or friends who enjoy country music. We need to shame them into stopping the listening of country music. Why do they do it? WTF? Something happened to them at birth? Maybe their mom consumed Jack Daniels while pregnant? Not sure if it's nature or nurture?? but I think we should fund some research groups into how to stop this epidemic.

I stated country shaming my son once I got into the car and it was tuned to a country music station

by ransems August 12, 2016

sHAKING THE dOPE oUT

heroin Chicks with Heroin Dicks

I shook the dope out of that bitch.

by Roger Turnstile November 6, 2003