by bob!bj January 28, 2022

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.
2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.
2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...
by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

1. The act of intercourse while a woman is on her period.
2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.
This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.
This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
by drankinzailor January 5, 2019

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .
by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.
He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.
by magentaorange June 21, 2016
