resume spamming

The act of emailing your resume to dozens of companies, regardless of your qualifications or if they are hiring. Employers tend to delete it immediately, just like you delete anonymous emails offering you free ipods and prescription pills.

me: "I was up all night resume spamming thirty companies."

him: "Why don't you apply at Taco Bell?"

me: "It hasn't been sixty days since I last applied there!"

by the-spammer October 16, 2011

Spam halberd

the penis. See halberd or halbard Cognate with spam javelin. A faintly historical version of spam hammer or mischief mallet etc

"'twas a mighty impressive spam halberd he shewed"

by sparrohawk October 15, 2006

spam-post

A post that tells or asks people to like, comment and share the post. Typically done with a photo. Spam posts are done with the intention to get likes, comments and replys. It is done alot on Facebook.

Example of a spam-post: "if you think animals are cool like, comment & share this post."

by T-S&J-H March 27, 2017

spam canon

A spam canon sends an artillery barrage of posts to a forum or message board. See also, Spamzilla and Tspam-nami.

Intercaust posts porn on the forums at www.leghumper.com like he is using a spam canon.

by Intercaust February 05, 2004

body spam

i have no idea but it sounds really gross.

ummm its probably stuff like toe jam.... gross.

by Jennifer April 24, 2005

spam castanets

London based word describing the labia or 'poon lippage'. Esp. of the dangly variety.

Geez 1: Whats her cootch saying the?
Geez 2: Boy, all good, but what a pair of Spam Castanets!

by Ruthless 1 April 19, 2005

spam cakes

cheesecake with jizz all over it

you better wake up you goddamn jew or i'll put spam cakes in your mouth!!!

by wang face April 15, 2003