The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.
Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.
Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.
Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.
Person 2: 2% rule.
or
Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.
Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.
Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?
Person 2: 2% rule.
or
Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.
Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.
Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?
by deadw8 May 30, 2010
Get the 2% rulemug. Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021
Get the rule -2mug. When a person playing a casual sport (example: basketball pick up game at the park) complains about everything and states the proper rules of the game, when really no one else cares and is just trying to have a good time.
These people generally start being rule whores when their team starts losing and they get frustrated
These people generally start being rule whores when their team starts losing and they get frustrated
-playing basketball at the park
Rule Whore-- EY EY THATS A THREE SECOND VIOLATION!!!
John- Dude who the fuck cares, its a pick up game!
Rule Whore-- NO NO FUCK THIS IF U AINT PLAYING BY THE RULES THAN I QUIT
John- OK man chill, ur just mad cuz ur losing, ur such a Rule Whore!!!!
Rule whore- YOU WANT ME TO LOOK UP THE RULES FOR YOU, I SWEAR WHAT IM SAYING IS RIGHT!!!
John- (laughs and leaves)
Rule Whore-- EY EY THATS A THREE SECOND VIOLATION!!!
John- Dude who the fuck cares, its a pick up game!
Rule Whore-- NO NO FUCK THIS IF U AINT PLAYING BY THE RULES THAN I QUIT
John- OK man chill, ur just mad cuz ur losing, ur such a Rule Whore!!!!
Rule whore- YOU WANT ME TO LOOK UP THE RULES FOR YOU, I SWEAR WHAT IM SAYING IS RIGHT!!!
John- (laughs and leaves)
by jojo22355 April 5, 2010
Get the rule whoremug. Last night while clubbing, I shouted "Oliver's Rule!", before my hoes comments got her ass up into some shit.
by Josh Robinson August 4, 2007
Get the oliver's rulemug. 38: “Get yourself some bacta, soldier!”
Response: “I thought you’d never ask!”
*During bacta time*
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.”
Response: “I thought you’d never ask!”
*During bacta time*
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.”
by QAnonymoose April 18, 2021
Get the Rule 39mug. Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.
It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
by desperryado October 3, 2005
Get the Golden Rulemug. Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti
by G-UnitSoldier December 26, 2005
Get the Ja-rulemug.